February 2012
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can i just please be with my boyfriend already.
i miss him too damn much.
Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes: TSK: Teens with STDs... →
cranquis:
So, Tiffany. You’re 16, female, and come to my Urgent Care for “burning when you pee” — but your urine test is completely clean.
Hmm. And I notice that you made your mom stay in the waiting-room, instead of coming in to the exam room with you.
Spider-sense TINGLING. So, let me ask…
closing my eyes now.
gonna dream about you.
and the good you, not the other you i shouldn’t be dreaming about.
Ugh can't sleep.
Lonely.
Bored.
Tired.
Anxious.
Stressed.
Nervous.
Annoyed.
Sad.
Horny.
Hungry.
Longing.
Thirsty.
Sick.
Weird.
Stalker.
Creep.
Oh you know, just the various emotions going through my head right about now.
Why do you want someone you shouldn't?
Exactly for that reason.
Hi my name is Katherine.
And I like sexual tension.
trying to get my pizza roll on.
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JD: I want you to know, if I ever need surgery again, I want you inside of me.
Turk: I want to be the one inside of you.
suddenlymrsex asked: You just love me because I send you mouse n00dz.
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“Sir, I got so much potassium it’s coming out of my assium.”
– Turk
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“I don’t want to be a big girl! I DON’T WANT TO BE A BIG GIRL!”
– Frantic 3-year-old girl, in reply to her mother’s pleas to “be a big girl and let the nice nurse check your temperature.”
I feel ya, kid. Sometimes I wake up screaming “I don’t WANT to be a big boy!”… like on Tax Day.
(via cranquis)
“I wanted to use your room for a meth orgy if you were gonna be gone.”
– Me (via suddenlymrsex)
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m: “ur such a cocktease”
k: “eh”
m: “ewww ur dirty”
k: “i don’t know about all that”
I hate when he says something and I take him dead serious but he’s just joking. Deep down I think it’s serious but he plays everything off as a joke. FUCKING shithead.
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Dude. I want this to be me and him.
Straight up BFF’s. I’m obviously Julian.
don’t keep telling me you didn’t mean it just to make me stay.
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